One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift.Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries.With vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please.Ruby might be losing her mind… but she’s not about to miss the sale of a lifetime.Insert loyalty card. Safe words not included.Scanned and Stuffed is a spicy, absurd romance featuring a dominant sentient object, a heroine who learns to love the self-service life, and a very thorough aftercare protocol.Perfect for fans of sentient machine romance, monster smut, and outrageously weird reads.Includes: self-checkout machine x human FMC, bagging area shenanigans, scanner-play, suction cups, cables, electric clamps, courgettes, a bottle of wine, loyalty labels, and a hot water bottle for afterwards.