Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer (Dinosaur Erotica)
Lola Faust
"This is a whole world of romance, erotic novels where humans and dinosaurs are f******, and it's so rad."-Devendra Banhart___Tanis was a simple country girl, desperate to escape life on the farm!Big Al was everything she was lusting for... a sexy bad boy carnosaur from the wrong side of the food chain.Would their forbidden love tear her family- or her flesh- apart?Join Tanis and Big Al for an erotic odyssey of sensuous saurians, guaranteed to tease and titillate the most demanding dinosaur erotica fans!Grab your copy now and get in on the wet hot action! Also check out Lola Faust's other great titles such as Dino Stud, Triceratops & Bottoms, Tyrannosaurus Sext, and How Stego Got His Groove Back, or visit her author site at lolafaust.com.The critics can't get enough of Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer:I read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. –Henriette WeidemannThis plot was wild… Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -AmandaThis neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang… it’s silly, it’s fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -MikeSome of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole ZimmermanIs it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton SellersWell written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. –SydnieThis may be the most insane reading experience I've had but I'm craving so much more? -AmnaAn epic tale of love and bestiality that makes me confused why I read it. I need some holy water or a good purification method because I need to retrieve some of my lost innocence. -HamadReading parts of it to my husband was certainly a highlight -Kaitlin10/10, much needed serotonins. -SummerWhat an absolute beaut of a read. –KarenI cannot believe someone actually WROTE this -KatherineAbsolutamente horroroso -LilyWHAT DID I READ?!?! I thought it would be satirical, a funny book, not actual dinosaur p*rn! –Ary HendersonThe most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog WretchWhat in the absolute Jesus Christ was that. -Robyn JukesCONTAINS EXPLICIT STEAMY CONTENT! ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!TRIGGER WARNINGS: Dinosaurs, sex, dinosaur sex, ornithoscelidaphobia, pain, blood, sadism, masochism, captivity, camping, cults, candy, insects, arm trauma, shoulder trauma, amputation, brains, carnivorism, sexism, misogyny, speciesism, classism, ableism, abusive parent, abusive coworker, infidelity, pornography, fire, water, forests, farms (working and dormant), unorthodox use of personal lubricant, inaccurate dinosaur anatomy (for the sake of the story), accurate dinosaur anatomy (for the sake of accuracy), feathers, Canada, South Dakota, Wal-Mart, cornfields, cow-tipping, barns, pickup trucks, threat of police violence, guns, gunshot wounds, immigration paperwork, portable toilets, decapitation, taffy-pulling, animal slaughter, religion, PTSD, venture capital, vegetables