Who F*cked What for Halloween

I feel like this year was a little tame for Halloween. Although, somebody did fuck a corn dog, so that was new and fun. But of course, there was still the usual scarecrow and pumpkin monster for sure. So let's go through all the Halloween books I read last month and see who fucked what.

1. 1. No Bones About It - Cassandra Elizzabeth

   Woman and a 12 foot Sentient Decorative Skeleton. He communicates through his LED eyes and magically grows a baculum and pumpkin spiced cum.

2. Chillpimples: Assquatch - Whit Slorp

   This. Was. A lot. Even for me which is saying a lot. A man falls for Sasquatch but we refer to him as assquatch because he is bootylicious and releases a pheromone through farting...yuck.

3. Taken by the Scarecrow - Kitty L. Black

   Scarecrow has a corncob dick and pops his kernels off in a woman. Then he rips off a fresh corn cob to go round two.

4. These Delicious S'mores Camp Out Bisexually in My Butt - Chuck Tingle

   Camp Counselor bangs life size marshmallow, chocolate bar and graham cracker.

5. One Night in the Patch - Bethanie Loren

   Basically a pumpkin monster with a candy corn dick. He had apple cider flavored cum. Yummm.

6. Fuckin' the Pumpkin' - J.B. Carter

   Man is "blessed" with a dream girl pumpkin lady and gets to fuck her in the patch but wakes up to a pumpkin with a hole in it...

7. Oops! I Paid an Etsy Witch After Seeing a Man Made of Wicker and My House is Full of Furniture Men! - Erica Crop & Brynne Devereaux

   She fucks a wicker man, a green glass man, bread basket with baguette dick, coffee maker with a frothing wand dick, a book shelf, and they also start to fuck each other.

8. S/layed in the Woods: A Monster Rivals Romance - Latex Nova

   Basically Winter and Summer need to kill each other and try to get someone to fuck them.

9. Hollow - C.M Nascosta

   This was two stories but I only read Ichabod Crane and the Headless Horsemen. It's Ichabod and two Horesemen fucking in the showers at the polo club.

10. Corned on Fright Night - Ginger Kane

    A giant sentient corn dog squirts his mustard a little early on his maker. But they don't mind. He gets them off a little later in the hall of mirrors.

11. Pumpkin Pounder - Laura Lovely

    This was the most straightforward, girl likes to fuck read heads...and she does!

12. Corny - Sabrina Cross

    Demon gets stuck in a giant crocheted Candy corn and girl starts to hump said candy corn. She also fucks the demon in her dreams but the candy corn fucking is funnier.

Next up, stuffing!